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    The Bar Mitzvah

    Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going. “Really bad,” said the second bee, “the weather has been really wet and damp and there aren’t any flowers or pollen, so I can’t make any h... 
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    The Swearing Parrot

    One day an elderly pastor confides in his parishioners that he’s feeling a bit lonely and depressed. So one of the parishioners suggests to the pastor that he buy a pet. Thinking this a grand idea, the pastor hurries into town and after mu... 
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    Two Storks

    Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. “Don’t worry, son. Your mother will come back. She’s only bringing people babies and... 
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    Special Pig

    Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend’s door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he ask, “Fred, how’d that pig get him a wooden leg?” “Well Michael, that’s ... 
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    Does Your Dog Bite

    There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch. “Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” the tourist asked. The old man replied, “Nope.” So the tourist stepped out of his car. T... 
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    Help Wanted

    A sign was hung in an office window. It read: Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An equal opportunity employer. A dog was ambling down the street and saw t... 
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    Bear Alert

    The California State Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the Yosemite and Mammoth areas. They advise people to wear noise-producing dev... 
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    Wake Up Call

    Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone. . . “Your dog’s barking, and it’s keeping me awake,” said an angry voice. Bernard thanked the caller... 
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    A Fish Tale

    A big-time negotiator was out fishing one day when he caught a strange looking fish. He reeled the fish in, unhooked it, and threw it on the ground next to him. The fish started writhing in agony and, to the negotiator’s surprise, said, R... 
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    How to Tell the Weather

    To Tell the weather, Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it’s probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog’s fur l... 
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